The leaf blower… part two.

LEAF BLOWER: PART TWO.
Ok,
I just pulled out the washer and the dryer to clean the vent.
Now, this time it was good.
The battery leaf blower is excellent at cleaning the vent
As long as you point the thing outside!
You should have seen what came out… half a doz
Single socks… we are having a party here.
Reunions all over the place.
Not really.
Just a lot of that gray fluffy stuff…
NOTE TO SELF.
DO NOT use a leaf blower to clean the coils on your fridge.
This is really NOT a good idea.
Dyson or a hair dryer!
DO USE a leaf blower to clean the dryer vent at least once a year!
The Nozzle fitted into the vent very well.
Gray matter all over the side yard.
BRILLIANT.
PS.
Why is dryer lint always gray?
I don’t even have any gray clothes.
PPS.
I drained the hot after heater too.
I didn’t need the leaf blower for that!
PPPS
If I had brains I’d be dangerous!
Stay tuned for more adventures of
Fr. Nigel+

NOTE TO SELF… I didn’t think it through.

NOTE TO SELF…
Is it a good idea to bring a leaf blower in to the house?
In a word NO.
So, I started my spring cleaning check list…
First on the list, pull out the fridge and clean the cooling coils.
I wheeled the fridge out of its nesting place to find a huge
gathering of dog hair entangled amongst the coils.
I attacked it with the vacuum cleaner. It picked up
some of the offending dog hair but nowhere near all of it!
Ummm wha to do?
The vacuum did not pass the test.
Ah har…
Yes, you guessed I went outside and got the “Leaf Blower”
I thought, no worries, that will do the trick. It did…
I confess I did the “Tim the Tool Man Taylor” thing and
Did not think it through.
I knew it would remove the blockage but that’s as far as thought!
BIG MISTAKE…
My bride was watching the TV.
I warned her of an impending very loud noise, but that was all.
I then put the battery leaf blower on full power.
The out come was very effective for the fridge.
It did the trick.
BUT
the explosion of dog hair and 5 years of dust on the other side of the
Fridge was so bad one could NOT see the other side of the room.
World war three had taken place in the kitchen.
We both ran out of the house looking like zombies.
NOTE TO SELF and fellow gentlemen…
Warning…
If you are using out Door equipment, indoors, it is most likely a mistake!
There’s your clue…but you can expect fantastic results…
THE OUTCOME.
The motor house and coil of the fridge are like new…
The kitchen… looks like a bomb has gone off.
It took me ten minutes to clean the fridge.
And an hour and a half to clean the kitchen…
Five years from now I will use another plan…
Definitely PLAN B. At least I’ve got five years to think
What Plan B is….
All I have to say is
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha
Needles to say… a redundant quote… My bride was not amused!
Laughing to myself in Virginia.
JOB WELL DONE…. NOT.
Feeling like a bit of a twit…

God Got Our Attention

~GOD GOT OUR ATTENTION~Dateline 1/26/19 at a private residence, Virgina Beach, VA. ~Fr. Nigel W.D. Mumford+ 
I spent the afternoon with a woman’s group interestedIn the healing ministry. About twenty five attended in a private home. I spoke on “Forgiveness”. A woman needed healing of a rather unpleasant memory from the past. As we started to pray for this woman and after being in the home for two hours a neighbors dog started to bark, rather loudly. It was very distracting. After a while, in a quiet voice, I commanded the dog to quite. The dog could not have heard me, however the dog was instantly silent and did not bark again!  Total silence from the dog. The peace of God reigned down upon us with such power.  The woman looked so different after we had prayed with her. The trauma of the past was removed and she was set free. The dog’s silence got our attention.


And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.Genesis 1:28b

Devine Favor

Blessed are the cracked pots, for they will let in the light.
Blessed are those who leak, the Holy Spirit.
Blessed are the flexible for,they will not be bent out of shape.
Blessed are singers, for they are noteworthy.
Blessed are those who cook, especially for those who don’t.
Blessed are those who laugh for laughter is contagious.
Blessed are those who are healed, as healing is contagious.
Blessed are the cheese makers, because someone has to do it.
Blessed are wheel dealers, for they never get tired.
Blessed are those religious who cook fries, for they shall be know as the chip monks.
Blessed are those who choose the Lord, for they will be blessed.
Blessed are those who smile…
Sarah said, “God has brought me laughter, and everyone who hears about this will laugh with me.” Genesis 21:6
~Fr. Nigel Mumford+

At the Barbars Shop

~MUMFORD’s MUSINGs~A moment in the life of someone who prays for healing.

DATELINE 12/13/18 noon a Virginia Beach Barber’s shop.


So, I go to my barber for a hair cut today. I’m greeted as usual witha flurry of, “How are you Fr. Nigel?” “So good to see you again.” “Are you well?” “What’s up?”  “Everybody this is Fr. Nigel…” etc. it a joyful time. Somewhat embarrassing for this ambivert.  I’m led to the backroom where there are more stations but only one person cutting. As I’m getting my hair cut, the owner pops his head into the room. I have two customers who need prayer. Would you be willing to pray for them after your hair cut? My reply, “Yes of course.” 
After my hair cut two people are led into the back room. My temporary office!“How may I pray for you?” First was a painful back after a car crash and skiing accident. The second a painful work related damaged ankle. 


After the prayer the man with the painful ankle said he he felt intense heat and was still feeling that heat. The man with the painful back then said, in a very surprised voice said, “The pain has gone, the pain has GONE…” The man with the ankle, suddenly said his pain was gone too…
I paid my bill. Left a tip and went on my way, with a Merry Christmas to those waiting for haircuts… after they had heard what had gone on in the back room from the two men, I asked if anyone else would like a Christmas prayer…
Thank you God for your generous provision. 

THE HOLY NAME OF JESUS


I have been studying the Gospel of Luke the beloved physician.  Looking closely at the healing miracles: The healing of the Leper, The Healing of the Paralytic lowered through the roof,  The healing of the Centurions servant, the raising of the widows son, The healing of the demonic, Jairus daughter and the woman with chronic bleeding, The healing of the crippled woman on the Sabbath,  the healing of the ten lepers, and the healing of the blind beggar.  Ten healing stories amongst the story of Jesus and his many other parables and miracles.  The whole thing is just amazing.  Jesus preaching the kingdom and healing the sick.

 I was in a dream state this morning just saying the word Jesus, Jesus, Jesus…. Half awake and half asleep… My imagination was going wild… it was strange, it was if I was seeing the name Jesus floating upwards like a stream of words… it was as if the person on earth who said the name Jesus enough times… got the attention of The Messiah.  I know that is not true, and that I was most likely more asleep than awake, but I must say that when I awoke, I was smiling… the name Jesus was still on my lips.  My waking thought then was, well I am just going to say Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, all day long… a constant stream of the beloved name of Christ.  I felt a bit like the blind man shouting, “Jesus, Son of David have mercy on me…” as he was getting the attention of Christ much to the embarrassment of the crowd.  

I felt it was a bit of a competition to get His attention, this I know is not true, he truly hears even one soft and whispered word, ‘Jesus” in someone who has never mentioned the name… I know that he hears us, 

I know that he is always with us and will never leave us. We know that Jesus went off to be by himself quite a lot.  Mostly to get away from the crowds but the main reason was to be with His father, to pray. 

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus… hear our prayer… call upon the name of Jesus…1 Cor 1:2 writes; To the church of God in Corinth, to those sanctified in Christ Jesus and called to be holy, together with all those everywhere who call on the nameof our Lord Jesus Christ – their Lord and ours, Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.  A community prayer… and greeting. 

This verse continues, I always thank God for you because of His grace given you in Christ Jesus. For in him you have been enriched in every way – in all your speaking and in all your knowledge – because our testimony about Christ was confirmed in you. 

OK… got it so far… Jesus, Jesus, Jesus….

Now hear comes the icing on the cake…. Therefore, you do not lack anyspiritual gift as you eagerly (even as you) wait for our Lord Jesus Christ to be revealed.  God does not want us to be ignorant in this: wisdom, knowledge, faith, healing, miraculous powers, prophecy, distinguishing spirits, tongues, interpretation of tongues. 

Verse 17 writes, for Christ did not send Paul to baptize, but to preach the gospel not with words of human wisdom, least the cross of Christ be emptied of its power.  The power of God.  It is because of Him that you are in Christ Jesus, who has become for us wisdom from God, that is, our righteousness, holiness, and redemption.  Therefore, as it is written; “Let him who boasts boast in the Lord.” 

Boast, to praise oneself or one’s possessions, to express pride in oneself or one’s accomplishments. To brag, blow, crow, gasconade, mouth, prate, puff and vaunt.  Today I am going to gasconade in the name of Jesus….

So, lets lift up the name of Jesus, Jesus, Jesus…. A prayer in itself.   Jesus, A prayer of help, Jesus, a prayer of thanksgiving, Jesus, a prayer to heal, Jesus, a prayer to get His attention, Jesus, here I am I need you, I am in pain, I need to be healed.  

Luke writes, “And everything that is written by the prophets about the Son of Man will be fulfilled” the disciples did not understand any of this.  Well, I wonder where does this leave us?  If the disciples did not understand it, and they were with Jesus how do we get it?  Oswald Chamber writes: It is a fact that the Lord led the disciples to the cross of crucifixion in the end. No wonder they did not understand.  The things that happened do not happen by chance they happened entirely in the decree of God, God working out His purpose.  Just as we do not understand sickness.  But I do understand that He wants us to be well, He wants us to prosper, he wants us to live a fulfilled life in Him.  He wants us to draw closer to him, in saying the name of Jesus, the name that heals, the name that cures… 

the name that softens the heart… the name that I believe can even change a cell structure from sickness into health.  (someone say Amen)

This is what I have been thinking about, this is what the Lord put on my mind to talk to you about today.  When you take all the healing stories, looking at all the different angles Jesus comes from, the compassion, the method, the love, the calling of the name, the very presence of Jesus… the presence of Jesus…ah har…. Is that the common denominator, is that what our souls are craving for… the very essence and presence of The Christ Jesus… do we have a longing for that presence?  I think that is it… I think my soul longs and yearns for Jesus…(My body shook when I wrote that…I am now gasconadeing in the Lord)  a deep seated knowing of the need and desire of Jesus in my life… as my soul was calling out, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus… this morning… the very name of Jesus…  I long to have him stand next to me…

 to look over my shoulder… to watch Him heal… that’s what I want Jesus… to see thousands healed in you loving name.

Lets look at the name of Jesus in the bible:

She will give birth to a son and you are to give him the name Jesus…

And he gave him the name Jesus.

When two or three come together in the name of Jesus…

Blessed is he who comes in the name of Jesus…

Zacchaeus was short, he wanted to see Jesus, so he climbed a tree…

Many people saw the miraculous signs he was doing and believed in his name…

They took out palm branches and shouted, ‘Hosanna, blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord…”

Jesus said, “When I am lifted up from the earth, I will draw all men to myself… become sons of the light.  Was Christ drawing me to him as I slept? 

And here is my message for you today, here is the bottom line… from John 14:14

“You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.” 

And from John 20:31 But these are written that you may believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son Of God, and that by believing you may have life in His name.  

And every one who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved…

***  Joel 2:32 (Old Testament) and Acts 2:21 and Romans 10:13

David said, I saw the Lord always before me.  Because he is at my right hand, I will not be shaken…

Peter said, “Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins.  And you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit… (Acts 2:38

Peter said, Silver and gold I do not have but in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Walk…

By faith in the name of Jesus  this man whom you see and know was made strong…

And the bottom line

It is by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom you crucified but whom God raised from the dead, that this man stands before you healed.  

What more can I add to that, except that salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved. 

And of course, the command in Acts 4:30 the reason for the healing service today, the reason we all come to worship the Lord.

“Stretch out your hands to heal and perform miraculous signs and wonder though he name of your holy servant Jesus”  (Acts 4:30)

Barnabas brought Saul now Paul to the apostles and told them that he preached fearlessly in the name of Jesus…

And the name of Jesus was held in high honor… 

Call upon the name of Jesus…

In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth be healed….

In the NAME of God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit… Amen…


The Day I Came Home

~THE DAY I CAME HOME~

NINE YEAR ANNIVERSARY. 12/23/09 – 12/23/2018 

THANK YOU Jesus for the gift of life.

THANK YOU for praying for me.
The Leaves were turning on the trees on 10th Oct 2009 as I took a blue light ambulance to the Saratoga Springs NY hospital. I didn’t notice, I was having a really hard time breathing. After a few days I was intubated and put into an induced coma. 
During that time CDC diagnosed me with H1N1 swine flu. Three weeks later I slowly woke up. I had lost 63lbs. After fifty-five day’s I left the ICU to go to rehab on Dec 3rd. That was a grueling and painful time. I had to learn to brush my teeth, eat, drink and eventually walk again. I was released on Dec 23rd 2009 to go home. The leaves were gone and snow was on the ground. What happens to the fall?
Somehow I managed the three steps up into our house and made it to the rented hospital bed in my downstairs den. I confess that during that long slow walk I was beyond emotional. I’m alive… It was realized that after a few hours I needed oxygen. It was delivered very quickly!
Today I give thanks for all of you who prayed that I would live. THANK YOU DEAR SOULS FOR YOU PRAYERS. 

Read the full story of my miraculous healing in

“DYING TO LIVE” How Near Death Experiences Increase Our Faith.

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